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Childless Millennial Pretzel

Childless Millennial Pretzel

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"these IMMATURE millennials THROW AWAY THEIR MONEY ON USELESS CRAP!!!!! They have NO idea the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to MOTHERS WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!!" [sic]

source: Childless millennials should be banned from Disney World, tired mom rants

Do you like making small children cry?
(Won't someone think about poor Aiden!!!)

Did you buy the last pretzel? 

Are you a tramp in short shorts? 

Do long lines makes you a bit, well, salty??

Then we have the scent for you!!! 

Our newest scent is in honor of the "Childless Millennial," public enemy #1 to angry moms all over Walt Disney World!

THE SCENT

Childless Millennial is a warm pretzel scent, mixed with a hint of sadness from the tears of all the small children whose trip you have ruined.  

Theme Park Alchemy Scented Candles

Responsibly made in Atlanta

Each candle is poured by hand in our Atlanta workshop. We use all-natural soy wax and clean burning, lead free cotton wicks. Soy wax is eco-friendly, renewable, American grown, sustainable, biodegradable and vegan! Our containers are designed to be collectible and perfect for display!

Please be aware that since each of our candles is lovingly handcrafted, there may be slight variations in color or appearance. For most orders, fulfillment will take between 7-10 business days from the time the order is placed.

Candle Safety Guidelines

  • Keep lit candles within sight.
  • Do not burn candles on or near flammable items.
  • Keep lit candles out of the reach of children and/or pets.
  • Trim your candlewicks! Wicks should be no longer than ¼ inch each time before burning.
  • Place candles on stable, heat-resistant surfaces.
  • Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings and other debris
  • Don't burn candles longer than 1-2 hours at a time.
  • Review our Candle Safety Guide for more candle burning tips.

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